my new journal

i had a ton of friends on this journal and for some reason not many people added my new one when i made it somewhat back in the day.

i update it (semi) reguarly, and i'm working on doing it more often.

add me, and comment on me letting me know you added me, and i'll add you back.

Another year...

Given how I never update my livejournal anymore, and I update even less when I'm at home than when I'm at school, I figured now would be a good time to kind of wrap up the school year. I should continue studying for my bio final, like I've been doing for the last hour, but whatever. Once the test is over I'll be 3 days and 2 tests away from going home for the summer, so I'd like to take this time to speak my mind about the year that was.

Before I get into why I'm really writing this, I just want to quickly talk about my good friends in a band called JUST SURRENDER ( These guys, who I'm sure many of you have heard me go on and on about, were formerly known as A SECOND CHANCE. Well, they recently signed to Broken English Records. Their debut full-length album will be in stores in July. And they just shot a music video yesterday, which myself, John Briggs, Chris Arena, Nick Stark, and Chino Stark had the pleasure of attending the shoot yesterday and being in the video. These guys are 4 of the nicest and most hardworking guys I've ever come across. I truly hope that when their album drops, that they get all the success they deserve. Remember that name folks: JUST SURRENDER.

Alright, so here's an idea I had. I'm going to compile three lists. Because a lot of you will moan and groan that its too long, I'm going to put the first list here on the main page, and then the second two lists behind an lj-cut so you won't whine. If you feel like reading them, feel free.

Things I Will NOT Miss About Marist College This Summer
Waking up in Gregory House.
Sleeping in Gregory House.
Showering in Gregory House.
Gregory House.
John and Chris' "wake-up calls".
Swiping in to my place of residence.
School in general.
Waking up early.
Eating shitty cafeteria food.
Being far away from Tiffanie.
The drunk assholes in Gregory House waking me up at 3AM.
The drunk assholes in Gregory House banging on the wall.
The smell of Gregory House.
The smell of Dave.

and the lists go on...Collapse )
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    The Receiving End Of Sirens

i'll be your friend in hell

fun times

1. Your real name: Scott Robert Wagner
2. Friends call you: Scott, Bones
3. What your boy/girlfriend calls you: several things
4. What name would you rather have?: I've come to terms
5. What are the ugliest names you can think of?: Tripp!
6. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: "Mended" by Better Off...ooooo I'm a legend
7. What would you name your kids?: Benjamin Robert Wagner. WORD.
8. What would you name a ship if you built one?: SS Malone. After Karl. Not me.
9. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: It depends what it's about now, doesn't it?

Have you ever...

10. Thrown up in public?: no
11. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: probably
12. Had a rip in your pants that you didn't know about?: no I don't think so
13. Tripped while checking someone out?: no
14. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
15. Nearly drowned?: no
16. Passed out?: yeah during my ink cause I'm a pussy
17. Had a crush on someone?: yes
18. Been stuck in the rain?: yes
19. Caught people having sex?: hahaha not caught but crept up on...right Dubbs hahahaha
20. Fallen asleep while driving?: no that's what Nick Stark does
21. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no
22. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
23. Made a wish that came true?: mmm probably at least once

Complete the Sentence

24. I once had a dream: that caramel spewed out of my brother's head. It was horrifying.
25. I'm only racist towards: Beena. But its only jokingly. But he doesn't think it is.
26. I don't even know why I'm: so rad.
27. I'd give anything to have sex with: a cantaloupe.
28. Nothing sucks more than having to: go to class? I do not know.
29. If I had six bucks, I'd buy: something from Taco Bell.
30. It's hot. I should take off my: pants.
31. It's always more fun if you: are naked.
32. You can't eat steak without: cancer.

What would you do if...

33. A dirty old man at the airport slapped your ass?: take him to the bathroom for a good time.
34. Somebody was about to steal your car?: cut him.
35. You woke up with a billion spiders crawling all over you?: light myself on fire
36. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: laugh. hysterically.
37. You kiss someone and then you find out they have oral herpes?: I already have oral herpes so I wouldn't care.
38. You had three wishes?: Taco Bell. Ice cream. Strife.
39. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be legalized?: bagels.
40. Britney Spears came to your door and asked for jumper cables?: I'd tell her I don't have any. I'm not gonna lie to the bitch.
41. You had a time machine?: I'd sell it. Straight cash, homey.
42. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: Arena Gone Wild

Would you rather...

43. Find the cure for cancer or the cure for AIDS?: cancer. cause AIDS is just so damn funny.
44. Have the power to fly or the power to teleport?: fly
45. Have the power to see the future or the power to record your dreams?: dreams
46. Be really skinny or really fat?: I already am really disappointing
47. Lost in a forest or stuck in a box?: forest cause I could use my slick Eagle Scout skills to get out
48. Be in a drama movie or a comedy?: comedy
49. Be in a hip-hop video or a rock video?: hip-hop
50. Have your birthday on Christmas Day or February 29th?: Christmas would suck but my sisters birthday is Feb. 29 and I don't want to rain on her parade cause I'm nice. So I'll keep my birthday.
51. Live in the sewer or Afghanistan?: South Korea
52. Be in a mental institution or a penitentiary?: Pen. Cause I could make people my bitch. And get ghetto tattoos done with pens and heroin needles.
53. Snow board or hang glide?: snowboard
54. Be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja. straight fucking up. no contest.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following?

55. Courage: Malaysia
56. Driver: gorilla
57. Yoga: tornado
58. Bakery: Injun
59. Roach: parentheses
60. Mushroom: hippo
61. Sprung: umbrella
62. Exotic: lice
63. Pythagorean: icicles


64. What is your definition of love?: Titta Bell.
65. Three words to describe you: traffic. flashlight. margarine.
66. What is a secret that no one knows about you?: I'm not really a horse...I'm a broom.
67. Who is your worst enemy?: Been
68. Who is the last person you kissed?: Titta

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i'm sick. and i'm probably gonna die.

we're living in upper west cedar next year, v5. steve, chris, the RA, and me. could be better, could be much, much worse.

back to my death bed now.


survey time

[ ]I've consumed alcohol.
[ ]I've run away from home. I drove away a lot.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I don't like Bush because from what I hear, he is dumb.
[ ] I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
[X] I am for Bush.
[x] I listen to political music. (little x...somewhat)
[ ] I collect comic books.
[X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[X] I own something from Hot Topic.
[X] I love Disney Movies. Only the older ones.
[X] I am a sucker for hair/eyes
[ ] I don't kill bugs. Unless it's an accident.
[X] I curse regularly.
[X] I paid for my cell phone ring.
[X] I am a sports fanatic.
[X] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a real conversation.
[ ] I love Spam.
[X] I bake well.
[X] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[X] I have a job.
[ ] I love Martha Stewart.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I am self-conscious.
[X] I like to laugh.
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[ ] I loved Perks of Being a Wallflower
[ ] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[X] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[X] I eat fast food weekly.
[X] I have many scars.
[X] I've been out of this country.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish. When I want to be.
[ ] I see a therapist
[X] I love white chocolate.
[X] I bite my nails.
[x] I am comfortable with being me.
[X] I play video games.
[ ] I'm single and damn happy about it!
[X] I'm in a relationship
[ ] Gotten lost in your city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've had a serious surgery.
[X] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[ ] I have kissed a stranger
[ ] Hugged a stranger
[ ]Been in a fist fight.
[ ] Been arrested
[X] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[X] Swore at your parents
[X] Kicked a guy where it hurts.
[X] Been close to love.
[ ] Been to a casino.
[ ] Been skydiving.
[Z] Broken a bone.
[X] Skipped school.
[X] Flashed someone.
[X] Saw a therapist
[X] Played spin the bottle.
[X] Gotten stitches.
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[X] Bitten someone.
[X] Been to Niagara Falls.
[X] Gotten the chicken pox.
[X] Crashed into a friend's car.
[ ] Been to Japan.
[ ] Shoplifted.
[ ] Been fired.
[ ] Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[X] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date.
[X] Lied to a friend.
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] Been to Europe.
[ ] Been married.
[ ] Gotten divorced.
[ ] Had children.
[ ] Saw someone dying.
[ ] Been to Africa.
[ ] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[X] Been to Canada.
[ ] Been to Mexico.
[X] Been on a plane.
[X] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] Thrown up in a bar.
[X] Eaten Sushi.
[X] Been snowboarding.
[X] Been Skiing.
[X] Met someone in person from the internet.
[ ] Been to a motocross show.
[ ] Lost a child.
[X] Gone to college
[ ] Graduated college.
[ ] Done hard drugs.
[X] Taken painkillers.
[ ] Had someone cheat on you.

That was really not fun.
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    "Different (Acoustic)" - Acceptance

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dear new york state police,

fuck you. you're so clever with your smart-ass comments and your talking down to me.

i hate you.


ps - lick my nuts.

i see the world in a swirl of hues...

so not much is new. I've decided I officially hate my roommate, Dave. he is a fucking drunk driving idiot and he has less of a future than I do. fuck him. everyone say fuck Dave!

here's a thing:

A - Age you got your first kiss (lips): haha I was so 15 lol

B - Band you're listening to: Armor For Sleep

C - Crush: Titta

D - Dad's name: Johnny Dubbs

E - Easiest person to talk to: Titta

F - Favorite band at the moment?: Gatsbys American Dream

G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: worms

H - Hometown: North Smithfield

I - Instruments: bass, guitar, drums, and various percussive instruments

J - Joints smoked: 0 bitches

K - Kids : no thank you...not yet

L - Longest car ride ever: probably from Denver, CO to Philmont in NM

M - Mom's name: Diane

N - Nicknames: BONES JONES

O - One wish: money!

P - Phobia[s]: lighting

Q - Quote: shut up

R - Reason to smile: Titta!

S - Song you sang last: haha dont laugh: "Theatre" - Gatsbys American Dream

T - Time you woke up: 12:30

U - Unknown fact about me: I secretly do a ton of coke

V - Vegetable you hate: TOMATOES

W - Worst habit(s): procrastinating/not caring

X - X-rays you've had: too many to count

Y - Yummy food: manicotti!

Z - Zodiac sign: Virgo
  • Current Music
    "The Ocean" - Mae